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Name: Madde

Zodiac Sign: Taurus

Height: 157 cm... uh like 5'2" or something? I'm tiny.

Age: 21

Sexual Orientation: Gay. Or queer, whatever I don't give a shit.

Favorite colour(s): Uuh... I don't know. Lime, pink, teal, cyan, magenta, maroon, that yellow-green color, some color combinations together with purple, you know what, fuck it, lets just go with rainbow.

Relationship status: In a relationship with my giiiirrrrl~

Shoe Size: Fuck, I don't know anymore. I wear shoes?

Location: Sweden

What makes you happy?: Spending time with people I love, drawing, having a good time, all that stuff.

Do you miss someone?: Oh my god yes, are you kidding.

Biggest fear: I have a lot of fears and I prefer not to think about or try to recall them, so next question please!

Have you ever held hands with someone in a car?: Haha, yep.

How many pets do you own?: One very fluffy cat.

Christmas or Halloween: Errrr, Christmas stresses me out. Lets go with Halloween.

Favorite flower: Ummm. Damn. I have no clue. Do pitcher plants count? ... Or no! Wait! I love Sweet Williams. They're gorgeous.

Ever watched porn?: Pfffft. Hahaha. Gonna copy Michaela's answer here and say I've drawn and written more porn that watched. I dunno, I just find videos and the like boring.

Have Tattoos/Piercings: None, and I have no plans to get any. Keep those needles away.

Have you ever been camping?: I think... once or twice? All I remember is mosquitoes and compaining.

Hot Cheetos or Hot Fries: Hot Cheetos, no contest. That shit is delicious.

You're locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems?:  Oh not at aaaall. Hahaha. Lets kiss some more.

Ever kissed someone of the same sex?: Same sex?! Shock and horror! How can you say such a thing?!

Favorite Movie: I can't pick one, are you kidding? Uh. Little shop of Horrors, Coraline, Stardust, Spirited Away, Prince of Egypt, Lilo and Stitch, lemme think, there's more in there.

Has anyone told you that they never want to lose you?: Awww! My girlfriend. At least I think so? Maybe not those exact words but close enough. I have a bad memory!

Favorite Song: Uh... to be honest I don't really listen to music a lot.

Are you happy?: Sure! I'm feeling great!

Are you the oldest, middle, or youngest?: Middle.

Favorite Singer: Can I say me? Uh I really don't know, my music preferences are all over the place and there's no particular people I listen to more than others... Possibly Voltaire?

I'll love you if: That's a good question! Haha. I don't know.

Where are you right now?: In my room, writing this.

Ever been to a concert?: ... I honestly can't recall.

Currently wanting to see anyone?: You have noooo idea.

Hugs or Kisses: How about both at the same time?

Favorite website: .... Tumblr? Hell if I know.

How many siblings do you have?: Three. Two older sisters, one younger.

Relationship with your sibling(s): We have a pretty good relationship, not super close but we see each other every once in a while.

Relationship with your parent(s): I love my mom. cx

Dream Job: Dog trainer/groomer. Possibly an artist on the side?

Are you lazy?: I am sloth personified. You will never find a bigger procrastinator than me. Ever.

A description of the girl/boy you like: Ooooh she is amaaazing~ She's my sweet beautiful girl and I love her. Though everyone thinks she's an innocent, perfect angel who could do nothing wrong, she is just as bad of a person as me and is a huge dork. Of course no one believes me. It's true, I tell you! Believe meeeee!

Allergic to: Nothing. Hooray?

Are you stubborn?: Haahha.. hahaa.. hahaa. More than a little bit.

Have you ever asked anyone out?: I... guess going on dates with Michaela count?

Does anyone hate you: I bet, haha. Never heard anyone voice it, though.

Can you swim?: Yeah, I try to go swimming weekly if I can.

Worst part of a relationship?: Distance. Oh my god. Seriosuly, having a whole ocean between us is a nightmare. Gonna try to fix that soon.

Your childhood career choice: Um, lemme think. I think it was paleontologist.

Your favorite ice cream flavor: I'm gonna go with sorbet. If that doesn't count, either yoghurt ice cream, or cherry. Is there such a thing as cherry yoghurt ice cream because I would love that.

Do you like to cuddle?: It's nice, yeah. cx

Would you rather go the rest of your life without watching t.v or listening to music?: Hahaha I don't watch tv anymore.

Morning or Night: Night. I am THE night owl.

Favorite chocolate:  White chocolate, I'm not huge on the other kinds.

Do you like anybody? *Ogrefairy

Favorite season: Fall is pretty but unfortunately I cannot handle cold at all, so I'm gonna go for spring just because it's the perfect temperature.

Do you remember the first time you kissed?: Oooooh yes. G.G It was niiiiice.

Where & who do you want to be with right now?: This should be obvious. My giiiirl! I miss you!

What are you looking forward to?: Hmmm. Lots of stuff. Moving to the US with Michaela is defintiely the biggest thing right now.

Last person you kissed: :iconogrefairy:
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:iconalphanauts:
~alphanauts Dec 24, 2012  Hobbyist
I didn't know you wanted to be a dog trainer! I am very jealous of you being in Sweden, Scandinavia is very good for dog training. In many ways it's light years ahead of what we have in the States.
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:iconcrazyratty:
Yeeeah sadly that is most likely not happening. It's something I might do on the side but most likely I'll just work in a pet store or something pet related and draw. I just plain don't have it in me to be any kind of teacher, being bad at working with people.
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~alphanauts Dec 24, 2012  Hobbyist
That's too bad, but understandable. :) I have a hard time teaching a class, but I love doing one on one. One thing you might look into is day training, sort of like dog walking but training. During the day you drop in and train the dog while the owners are at work or whatever.
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:iconcrazyratty:
I have done something similar already, actually! Unfortunately there is a flaw to this system: dog training needs to be constant. Every day, every hour, from the time you wake up in the morning to when you got to bed at night. It is just as much as preventing bad things from happening in the first place as it is teaching the dog to not do anything bad and requires constant work and supervision.

My experience with just coming in every day, training, and leaving, was that progress was extremely slow, and every time there was a break, like over the weekend, progress had been lost. When the training finally did sink in, it turned out the it had learned to only be good with me and not its owner, who had continued to reinforce the bad behaviors.

That is why a dog trainer is mostly there for the owners sake, rather than the dog. You teach the pet owners to train their dogs. And sadly, I'm not as good with people as I am with animals. I could potentially start some sort of blog or online class on the subject, but for now the idea will have to remain a dream.
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:iconalphanauts:
~alphanauts Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist
I've had a lot of fun with online classes. I'm taking one with Thomas Stokke next month, and I did a heeling workshop with Fanny Gott in October then went to a 5 day seminar with her in November. Which was amazing and spectacular and asdfgsdas I'm reduced to incoherent babbling about how great it was.

I write a dog training blog! Well, I have rambled on for about two hundred words and posted them to the internet, it's probably a little overstated to call it "writing a blog." [link]
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:iconcrazyratty:
That's pretty neat! I'll go check it out!
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:iconridollstix:
It's good to see a confirmation of :iconogrefairy:'s mischieviousness xDD

I was suspicious xD
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:iconcrazyratty:
Finally! Someone believes me! Trust me, she is the spawn of satan.
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:iconridollstix:
No one can be that kind without a streak or twist xD

I hope one day I get to see such an example hehe!
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:iconogrefairy:
*Ogrefairy Oct 26, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
No. I am an angel. How could you.
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